Hello. My name is Chuck. I am 5 years old. And Bye the end of this tail, you will be shivering in ur quiiklts and you wonnot get any sleep for about 10 dayhs.
Anyways lets get strted. I round my best frend Dilly's house, playing with him and watching stufff on the tele and onnnn the compuuter. A few dayhs kater, I had a drenm last nite where I stealed my frends davourite toi. The nexxt day he told me his favourite toy went missing, I wass soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boned!!! y'no aboutt he dream I had where I, don't yu remembz? I knew it was me, I dint remember stealzing it but it had to had bean me. I had to...confessing to Dilly. I told himn AND he kicked me out of hiks house, I went back inside and murderered him! His little sister was crying, shee jumped on top ofe me and, pind me to thke flor and rubbbbed her spotted face over mine. I pooked in her face and ran away into thge knight. That was the last anyone had ever herd of me. Oh, I see you looking for ryour favourite toy, maek sure you donnot kick me out of the hose this tim.